tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149375662012-01-09T18:50:36.659-08:00Please join me as I maneuver the Lesbian landscape in Los Angeles...Hollywood...and the world! "The L Word" is a fantasy... this blog is my reality... The "Daily Download" of what all is in my head...! Often lesbionic, sometimes not...but never a dull (or unopinionated) moment.A Lesbian In Los Angeleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15821013163235828013noreply@blogger.comBlogger941100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14937566.post-1152129556236613802006-07-05T12:56:00.000-07:002006-07-05T12:59:16.256-07:00

Hey guys,SO glad to be back up and runnin' here in Blog-ville.... SOOOOOOOOOOO much to tell I could just spit!But first, as I prepare my really good stuff, I want to make sure you know about/see 2 things:First - You MUST know about the amazing Kim Fiscera, a columnist at Afterellen.com.... She is just now celebrating her year anniversary at the site and it is a good opportunity to go back and

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OK, People.I hear you and I am back! Thanks for all of your pleading e-mails to get me back to tapping on this keyboard.Three things:I moved! (Yes, the U-Haul got me!)I start grad school September 6th (insert exhaustion jokes here...)ANDI am a new mommy! Here's pix... At the pound...in the joint...the big house... the pokey

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EW! EW! EW!Spent the afternoon at a 3 year old's birthday party in Orange County.Straight people. Working hard to ignore me. Their screaming children everywhere.Women with perfectly (French) manicured acrylic fingernails (didn't those go out with the Indians?) and hair highlighted (or frosted, I couldn't tell) to the hilt.Men flocking by age. The young ones over the grill.. the older ones over

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As always, thank you all for your patience as I get settled into the new house -- AND into my new headspace. My father's passing has changed everything and moving into a new, more adult, less "living like I am in college" mentality is a lotta work!A few months ago, I wrote about episodes of both "Dr. Phil" and "Oprah" where they discussed "gayness" but couldn't resist the urge to bring Our Lord

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Hey Yall,Thanks for keeping on this road with me as I move and live in chaos (and boxes to the ceiling!)for a little while longer.I have (figuratively) taken a grenade to my life... and it is AWESOME!Last night, I got the last few items out of my apartment - a place I was in for (*cough*) TEN years, and felt sad, happy, excited and, most of all, grateful. Over that decade in the grove, I almost

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I haven’t blogged in a while.I am working, moving to a GORGEOUS new house, and preparing to think about the possibility of thinking about maybe, perhaps, in a few months – going to grad school.My dad’s passing (3 months tomorrow), totally changed my headspace. There is something about sitting in a hospital room for a week, watching your own father die, that really puts some stuff into

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An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly checkup.The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter

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I don't know where the hell I have been, but apparently the rest of the country is laughing at a recurring guest on the "Tonight Show" called The Fruitcake lady.If we have the same sense of humor at all, this download will knock the piss outta you.https://home.comcast.net/~jfmelnick/fruitcakelady.wmvAnd here is a link to the rest of them:I will be just like her when I am 95. They will call me "

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Ok, So on a much lighter note... I ask you this:Is Ellen Degeneres HIGH! I mean, really. Is the bitch smoking CRACK!????Her "so rudely dumped for the dumb blonde" foxy ex, Alexandra Hedison, (in a BRILLIANT career move) is guest starring on (that horrible piece of crap that we all suffer through because it is the law) "The L Word" - engratiating herself to her lesbionic bretheren, showing how

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Got yet another "anonymous" comment on my blog regarding my rant on Lesbians having kids and breaking up their homes.I imagine that the comment is either from J.F. or A.L. Either way, neither of them called, e-mailed or sent a card when my father died... so apparently they were both raised in a barn and therefore their opinions mean a total of, ya know, NOTHING to me.More later...

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Ok, People. Here it is. In the immortal words of... New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin.... I. AM. PISSED.I have waxed poetic on this forum before about Gay marriage, Lesbians having children and Married Lesbians having Children. But nothing pisses me off more than married lesbians having kids -- and then splitting up.See, what had happend was... (10 points for any reader who can correctly identify what

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OK, People! Time for a "stream of consciousness" rant. Tonite is 6 weeks since my father passed and I have been wrapped up in a miriad of sadness and relief and grief and total inner chaos. My sisters are totally full of crap...But really, this is no big surprise... we are talking about two women (who are 10 and 12 years older than me, respectively) who both have done the whole "husband and kids

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OK, ya know what, people? There are times in life where you just stand there going "You're kidding me with this, right? No, really! You have GOT to be yanking my chain, here! Seriously! Where's the camera?" And you expect Alan Funt to come rockin' round the corner any second.This week, one month after my father's passing, I was removed from my abode (*and forced to sleep on friends' sofas) and my

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Well, it has been one month today... and I keep thinking that I really wish I knew exactly what happens to a human being when they pass. I have plenty of ideas (I think we all do) but wouldn't it be GREAT to know exactly what happens upon death? But on the other hand, the mystery is intriguing and we will find out eventually... But on the other hand, wouldn't it be comforting to actually KNOW

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Well, it is Sunday night... and I thought I would get a bit of blogging in before these Santa Ana winds huff and puff and blow me back into heteroville or something... ((OK, EW!)) Seriously, I just drove in from Pasadena and the winds were so strong that I had to white knuckle it to keep control of the car! Whew!So, Friday was a month...Well, actually, tomorrow is "technically" a month...the 23rd

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So, Happy Tuesday anyway...With SOOOOO much to talk about, (I mean SOOOOOOOOOO much...) I have decided to discuss whatever it is I feel I need to discuss in very small bites.Last night, I was in a kind of "mind blank, stare at the ceiling, see what patterns reveal themselves in the cottage cheese ceiling" kind of haze. Fabulousness oozed from the television as movie and TV star manequins gussied

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Haven't done much writing in the past few weeks. I headed eastward on the 18th of December and got on a roller coaster that has flipped me hither and yon, up down, in out... all of which happened in a fog (purple haze?) that had me truly dazed and confused.But the truth is, my father suffered for 2 years and gave it all had. But I want him back. He had 77 years of life, including a 47 year

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As I continue my journey through the grieving process (and man, oh, man is it a PROCESS...) after losing my dad on December 23rd, I have been amazed by how the support of friends and colleagues has revealed itself.The biggest outpouring of love and support and guidance has come from people (mostly women) who have lost their own fathers. Because losing a parent is such a deeply primal experience,

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My FatherDecember 19, 1928 - December 23, 2005It is with great sadness that I announce the passing of my wonderful father. He died on Friday, December 23rd, 2005 after a long illness. I was grateful to be the one with him when he died as it was a deeply spiritual experience. I am sure now that he has passed, that he can breathe again, run again and lift a pint again... along with all of his

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And to all a GOOOD night...

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Hey Y'all.So FORD caved - in our favor.After a week of bad press after Ford executives met with the hella-homophobic American Family Association and decided to cave to pressure that the Ford Corporation was far too gay friendly (you know, granting healthcare to same sex partners and all...), Ford met Monday with various "leaders" of the Gay and Lesbian world and decided that the bad press

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Happy Friday, people.This has REALLY been bothering me this week...And I am compelled to blog about it.It seems that the American Family Association (an anti-gay, pro-gay rehabilitation Christian right group that believes that gayness can be "prayed" out of you...) has strongarmed the FORD corporation into cancelling all advertisement in pro gay publications like the Advocate - for their brands

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Good Sunday, people.So, your beloved Los Angeles Lesbian correspondent is going off to face a demon... no not that demon. I already faced that ugly monster in WeHo a few weeks ago. (Actually, there were a LOT of ugly monsters in WeHo a few weeks ago... but I digress.)No, I am talking now about going back up on stage. Which I will be doing tonite after a 13 year absence. As a part of a creative

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Isn't sex grand? I mean, really... Ain't it just GREAT!?And I am talking LESBIAN sex, not that gnarly, awkward "two flouders flopping around on the beach" mess I used to call sex 10 years ago when I thought I was a hetero, (OK, ew!) when sex meant that the momma's boy took time out from kissing and cuddling his mother to put his body fully on top of me and pump away like he was churning butter or

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Your beloved LAL correspondent has a cold and is crabby and feels, well... like the dog at left.AAAAHHHHH- CHOOOOOOOOOOOOO! If I have to look at one more cup of tea with honey and lemon I am gonna YAK!Somebody hand me a Kleenex...Love,Miss Adelaide

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Wishing you all a happy, healthy, HO-less and fulFILLING Thanksgiving...! (And a HO-free day of shopping on Friday...)

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Hey y'all...OK, so "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" was good... a solid B+ to this doubled dipped HP geek. MUCH better that "Prizoner of Azkaban" (movie #3) which was my favorite of the books so far - but my LEAST favorite of the films as Alfonso Cuaron decided that "J.K. Rowling be damned! I am going to do whatever the frick I want!" Movie 3 was a crying shame as everything, including the

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Your beloved Los Angeles Lesbian correspondent will be at the 8:50pm show! Full report tomorrow.... Alohamora!

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AIDANOK, so, the other day I was watching LOGO and they were airing a documentary about gay people raising teenagers called, what else, "Raising Teens."All of the stories were intriguing, but one in particular left me REALLY thinking.The story was about AIDAN and her two lesbian moms. Aidan is a high school junior, soon to be a senior, who has worked diligently in the school band with hopes of

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Need I say more?OK, just a bit more...Well, folks, it happened again. I went up for a BIG studio job in Current and lost out to a 24-year-old assistant who never had a job before in her life, who has no relationships with writers, agents, actors...and who has never been in charge of a cat, nevermind 5 minutes of network programming.For her efforts answering a phone for the past 2 years, Miss

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OK, people. This is important.One of the great things about blogging is the feedback I get from my readers. Some people leave comments directly on the blog, others send me private e-mail with thoughts, compliments, complaints, opposing viewpoints, etc. And whether someone agrees or disagrees, it is always a kick to hear feedback from people taking the time to read my stuff. And 9 1/2 out of 10

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So Anyway....The other night I was minding my own business, flipping channels, BLAZING past the (beyond horriffic) network line-ups looking for a little something to watch whilst I ate my dinner... I happened across ABC (shocking, I know) to a little show called "Super Nanny".Now, for the record, I happen to get a kick out of these shows (both this one and "Nanny 911") and made a point to watch

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OK, yeah... I'll admit it. Coffee is my crack... And Starbucks is my dealer.Now, lets get one thing straight, I mean gay... I am by no stretch of the imagination a "hip, coffehouse lesbian", but I get my fair share of the thick, dark, nectar of the gods from the BUX on a weekly basis.However comma, now that I have begun to live my bohemian artist/writer life, there is far less room in the budget

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OK, folks... moving on...So, delving deeper and deeper into the internet age every day, I have a brand new webcam attached to my computer. It is a cute little thing that sits on top of my (gorgeous new flat panel LCD) monitor and peers over the top if it like KILROY... or a tiny little gray and black, one-eyed cyber kitten keeping an eye on me all day.The odd thing is this: Now that it is there

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Hey Yall...Well, it seems that when all is said and done, the way of the We-Ho-Ho's stands un-defended.After a scathing comment from "Anonymous" on Saturday (read it here - bottom of the page), and my subsequent rebuttal, (2 big words that "Anonymous" will have to look up) I am happy to have received all kinds of LUV from my readers.One of the truly great thing about blogging is commentary. Here

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I got the blog comment below (in blue) from an "anonymous" reader who didn't have the ovaries to leave her name...or contact me via e-mail like an adult so an intellectual dialogue and sharing of ideas could ensue - as so many of my wonderful readers have done in the past... Commentary from the Los Angeles Lesbian peanut gallery in red italics.Very well written (Thanks!) but I am left wondering

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OK, people... seems like Mary Cheney just might have made the connection....Freakin' FINALLY! Sheesh.So last night at the White House, there was some big gathering that welcomed British royals Chaaaaaals and Camillaaaaaah (who my father says has a face "like a slapped arse"). In attendance was none other than Mary Cheney, lesbionic daughter of Dick and Lon (oh, sorry, Lynn) Cheney alongside her

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"Use humility to make the enemy haughty. Tire them by flight. Cause division among them. When they are unprepared, attack and make your move when they do not expect it."- Sun Tzu, "The Art of War"Well, I have entered the war zone, and lived to tell about it. I'm exhausted battled scarred and beaten down, but I'm alive.We Ho and the Hos were a-poppin' last night...The evening started out slow, as

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OK people! Just wanted to give you a quickie heads up about a new gay news site that is actually pretty grand. All the latest gay interest stories from all over the web, searchable by gender, category, topic, source, you name it.Keep up on your queer news...check it out!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Here is what they are saying about themselves...ABOUT ALLGAYNEWS.COMAllGayNews.com is designed to

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OK, you guys! I've made a decision!I'm gonna do it! I'm sucking it up...and taking a We Ho bullet for you!Yup. That's right... Your beloved Los Angeles Lesbian correspondent will go on an "official" LAL reconnaissance mission into the bowels of West Hollywood, California at some point in the next week... I won't say when...Don't want the We Ho Ho's to know they are being observed and recorded

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OK, so, I'm confused. Hardly a shock... but still...Yesterday I watched the Dr. Phil show and was struck by a pattern I have begun to notice in the media: Apparently we are now living in a world where the topic of homosexuality can be discussed - but Jesus must be present.Case in point:Yesterday on Dr. Phil, a woman faced off with her mother and her sister over her homosexuality. (NOTE: she

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Well, apparently it is "Gay Week" in daytime TV so let's fire up the TIVO for the following:Wednesday on Dr. Phil... "I'm Gay, OK?"Join Dr. Phil, Robin and a room full of heteros as they argue about what makes people gay. I saw the preview and it looks like a wizzer! Angry mom and angry sister confront a young dyke trying to convince them that she is who she is and she didn't "choose" this.

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Good evening, all.After a long week of imminent ends and new beginnings, your (never to be) humble (come on, I'm a LEO!) correspondent is back and ready to get to blogging once again.I wanted to do a posting for National Coming Out day...which was, ironically, motivated by changes in my life that have nothing to do with being gay... but haven't gotten to the computer till now. Here's my missive

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Ka-Thunk -- The international sound of a lesbian laying an egg. "FLIGHTPLAN" (a.k.a. "Let's watch a lesbian run through a plane for two hours.") Here she comes...!!!And here she is showing off the hot bod she still has after all these years...Don't get me wrong! I love Sister Jodie. I think she is smart and articulate and wonderful. But WTF were her and the wife (Cydney Bernard) thinkin' signing

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"I'm just a one woman woman...looking for the girl that got away... (to stay away!)" We all have girls who have gotten away... we all ARE the girl who got away from someone... But can we TALK for just a minute about the girls who got away -- and for that we are truly grateful!?You know - the dodged bullets... The WTF was I thinking girls... The girls that TRULY should have come with a warning

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...but nope!! Lesser talents get the big jobs EVERYWHERE. Even in the higest court in the land...Somehow that doesn't make me feel any better...(see 8/28/05 post below)

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So, I was reading my Blog roll today and one of my favorites brought up the race thing.That got me to thinking... about my 30 year history with Black Women.See, my entire life I didn't fit in. As a child, I was very tall...try 5 FEET tall by kindergarten. I had parents from another country. I was fat, had glasses and, by 5th grade, had braces on my teeth... Major dorkage!I was called every name

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Not to be crass or anything... But this picture is too freakin' much.Somebody has WAAAAY too much time on their hands...! Look at the "engineering" involved in cutting those boxes "just so" to make that image...And WHO looks at two empty cigarette boxes and goes "Ya know what I think I'm gonna do? I think I am going to cut them out and make a figure of two people screwing!"Ya gotta laugh.Cheers.

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From my earliest days of childhood, what is expected of me has been layed out in lavender. I am to be a Catholic. I am to get an education, marry a man, purchase a house in my home town, have sex with said man, make children, raise said children, tend to the house, and the husband... a dog is negotiable.Ok, EWWW to the "sex with a man" part...and all of his man parts...But I digress.Who I am and

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OK people! Your beloved Los Angeles Lesbian corresponent was live, front and center at the live broadcast of WILL & GRACE....Much to report...But I am only reporting what HASN'T been reported on every other blog by every other person who was there...I happened to be on the "Will & Grace" lot on Tuesday for lunch and just outside of the commisary they had created a red carpet area where all of the

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Her "boyfriend" made her do it...Ummm....? OK!We have a bad case of the "call-waitings" here people!

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OK, so some days I am profound... some days I am silly, facetious, political or depressing. Sometimes downright pithy... but today, I have some stuff on my mind...I was driving to work today, and my mind was just elsewhere...As I drove by one of the big Hollywood studios I pass every day on the way in to the office... the oddest thought popped into my head:A lot of people spend a lot of time

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OK, Yall... you know I loves me some "ex" lesbians...{As an "ex" hetero myself, we have a very special bond...}...you know, cuz the comedy writes itself when they are around... Nuh-uh... this one's too easy.Read on...Oh... and can we be CRYSTAL clear how FILTHY the Outlook Weekly and the Gay People's Chronicle are? Yikes! Compared to this smut, On Our Backs is Martha Stewart Living!! (and we

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Below is an ACTUAL letter to Miss Manners (aka...my mother... KIDDING!) that I never thought I would see in my lifetime...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~DEAR MISS MANNERS: I work for a company that specializes in wedding products for gay and lesbian couples and, because we offer wedding invitations and bill ourselves as ``mother-approved shopping,'' we often get questions about proper etiquette when

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So I made a late night schlepp to Target tonite in an effort to procure the "Pound Puppy" that my neice requested for her 7th Birthday. What a freakin' ORDEAL!... She's lucky she is the cutest thing on two legs is all I can say.I go into Tarj...get cat food (the good Iams stuff... for that spoiled beast that lives in my house, sleeping on a down pillow all day...with never a thank you, I may add

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(That is Carolyn Strauss above...J'adore her... J'a can't get enough of her!)OK, so every once in a while, you come across something that someone has written that is SO freakin' funny... that you wish you had written it yourself. That just happened to me...Ladies and gentlemen, bois and girls, sexually secure or sexually confused....I bring you:"The Encylopedia of Hollywood Lesbian

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Check out this news story about the latest trend in college and post college age American women - experimenting with lesbianism and/or bisexuality.Yeah, I was "bi" too - until I came out as a lesbian.Now I gotta tell you...I reeeeely have to reccomend the lesbian thing. I know, I know - you are either wired for it or you are not... I am sooooo wired for it!To look at my closeted life ten years

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OK, so if there is ANY justice in the world...or in Hollywood... the magnificent, brilliant, wonderful Hugh Laurie will walk away with Leading Actor in a Drama Series Emmy Award tonight for his fantastic work on "House, M.D." You know who else should get an Emmy tonite? Whoever the person was who talked the "Ye of little vision" suits at FOX into hiring an actual, ya know, ACTOR to play this

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OK, real quick...So I ran into the wonderful Eric McCormack on the street on Friday... he is a love bug and one of the friendliest, kindest, most approachable actors in Hollywood... And cute as a bug's ear... for a straight boy (ha, ha)... Anyway, we got to chatting about his wonderful work at the Sondeim 75th at the Hollywood Bowl back in July, etc... (me, 18,000 gay men and Barbra Streisand

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Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.~~Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)Trust yourself.Think for yourself.Act for yourself.Speak for yourself.Be yourself.Imitation is suicide.~~Marva Collins------------------------------------------So....! The rookie is getting ripped off, huh?You bet your bippy she is!There I was, cruising the web, cultivating my

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Yesterday I posted about the news story about those two women, in a committed lesbian relationship, who went out and had a baby together. They eventually broke up...only to have the bio-mom try to break the tie between her ex-partner and their daughter, deny the ex custody or visitation and go back to dating men. The non-bio mom wasn't having any of it and sued her ex's ass in court.That story

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"It is a sin to believe in the evil of others. But rarely a mistake." ~Mencken=================================Two lesbians.Girl meets girl. Girls inseminate. Girls have a baby.The "baby momma" is now an evangelical Christian, no longer a lesbian, (ummm...Yeah.) and doesn't want the ex to have any contact with the daughter. The non-biological mother is suing for custody. The bio-mom runs

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The day the world changed forever... Four years that feel like four minutes...It was the day that I woke to the sound of my mother's voice, live on the anwering machine at 6am, saying "you need to get up and you need to turn on the television".It was the day that we learned that the party was over. Eight years of fun and prosperity with Bill too busy getting sucked off under the desk to notice

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"To find someone to love,You gotta be someone to love.To find someone to love,You gotta be someone you love. ...A wish you wish on a very long list....You Gotta call your own bluff." ~Lyrics heard this week on "Morning Becomes Eclectic".~Band unknown.~Just a thought.

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Funny as hell... 'till it reminds you to be mad as hell...!

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/thenation/20050906/cm_thenation/120080This YAHOO! news piece from "The Nation" investigates Barbara Bush and her inferrence that the folks in New Orleans displaced from their homes are better off. The article then so brilliantly suggests that the "apple doesn't fall far from the tree."I suggest that the cracker doesn't fall far from the box.

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And since you know you cannot see yourself,so well as by reflection, I, your glass,will modestly discover to yourself,that of yourself which you yet know not of.~~William Shakespeare ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Today, I was paid for writing. It was a really amazing feeling. For the first time in my life, I was paid actual money for putting my thoughts on paper. I felt proud and

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REUTERS - 9/6/05 --- Eric Leese sits on a couch in his flooded living room in Metairie, outside New Orleans September 5, 2005. (Lee Celano/Reuters) I don't get it... I'm sorry... I just. don't. get it...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~In the wake of what all is going on in the world right now, I am truly down to my last gay nerve. And I know I am not the only one. The emotion

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If I had the opportunity to address the President face to face right now, this is the transcript of how I imagine it would go:THE SCENE: a town meeting. Me, the President, 1000’s of affected New Orleans residents and a CNN camera.THE TIME: now.“Mr. President, as a tax paying citizen of the United States of America, I feel very strongly about this opportunity to talk to you. I was raised that

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A makeshift tomb at a New Orleans street corner conceals a body that had been lying on the sidewalk for days in the wake of Hurricane Katrina on Sunday.(AP/Dave Martin)My soul hurts.

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A News Photo from New Orleans...Humor in the face of tragedy. I'm humbled.

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GENTLEREADERS - In the unlikely event that any of you missed this item below, (I am sure it has circulated to every e-mail address in America by now...) here is the link (above - click the title bar) to the Michael Moore letter to the (cough) President.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/message/index.php?id=183

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So, below is an actual e-mail invitation I just received inviting me to an "Ellen" event here in Southern California this weekend.((The sender's intended e-mail in regular type, digs from the Los Angeles Lesbian Peanut Gallery in CAPS)) Hey everyone, its ***** over at The "Ellen" Show. You are probably getting this e-mail because I either e-mailed you directly or you are friends of someone I know

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A guy walked into a doctor. He said “Doctor, it hurts when I do this!”The doctor said “So don’t do that.”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~An old friend I hadn’t seen in years stopped by my office last week and we got to chatting about “stuff”. He has been working in Hollywood for years and has worked on every show with everybody. We talked about how much the business has changed, how it

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OK People! Today’s topic… Hollywood. “Hooray for HollywoodThat screwy, ballyhooey Hollywood!Where any office boyOr young mechaniccan be a panicWith just a good-looking pan And any barmaidCan be a star maidIf she dances with or without a fan Hooray for Hollywood!Where you're terrificif you're even good!Where anyone at all from Shirley Temple to Aimee Semple is equally understoodCome on and try

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So, the fabulous Kim Ficera is at it again... this time with a fantastic, poigniant (and hilarious) new missive at AfterEllen.com about Gay Rehabilitiation... You know, people who "used to be" gay... But were "restored" to their inborn heterosexuality thanks to organizations like Exodus... I was "restored" and "rehabilitated" back to my inborn homosexuality after coming out of the closet 3 years

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Interesting story this morning on NPR about same sex parenting and California law... A good listen...http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4811333Who knows... maybe this new law will stop these crazy lesbians who think children are puppies from embarking on the parenting process from the get go! Oh, the stories I can tell (and HAVE below) about women who just dump their partners

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So, I am thoroughly exhausted from a weekend of running from pillar to post, pulling my hair out looking for the best computer deal in Southern California... And fighting with workmen who don't know their ass from their ear... I swear to God I was meeting myself coming and going all weekend!The weekend started on Saturday morning at 8am...(OK, EW!) with workmen in my house trying to fix my (piece

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I just couldn't resist!!...An Oldie but a goodie....This one has been floating around the internet for years - Author unknown.THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA:6:00 am Gym8:00 am Breakfast9:00 am Hair appointment/mani/pedi10:00 am Shopping12:00 PM Brunch2:00 PM1) Assume control of the US Federal, State and local Governments as well as all other national governments2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our

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So, I get a lot of questions from people who want to know what the gay “scene” is really like here in Los Angeles. They figure it’s LA, it’s Hollywood, so it must be wild and crazy and wonderful! Every girl is gorgeous and we are all fucking by (or in) pools all day and night. When we are not doing that we are in lesbian coffee houses discussing all the pool fucking we did the day before… or

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In the immortal words of Sir John Geilgud in the 1980 feature film "Arthur".... "Good Ahhhfternoon"So! Gay marriage...I have to admit, a year and a half ago when all of our brothers and sisters were flocking up to San Francisco to get married, I was a bit uneasy. I mean, huh? I was raised that "marriage" was a sacrament between one man and one woman. The only examples of "marriage" that I had

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Good Morming...Check out this link to a veeeeerrrry interesting article on "What Makes People (well... US!) Gay...by Neil Swidey from the Boston Globe, August 14, 2005. LINK:http://www.boston.com/news/globe/magazine/articles/2005/08/14/what_makes_people_gay/So, what makes ya gay? Hmmm?? One word - GENETICS.On my mother's side of the family (stemming from my mother's father's bloodline) there

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OK, people... a few ruin it for all...I am turning off my comments section because there are people in the world who think SPAMMING me via my comments section will encourage me to visit their sites and buy their products...Um, Yeah. Not so much.E-mail me some luv if you are so inclined...

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A little extra "somin' somin'" today... An oldie but a goodie... I don't know who wrote this... (I would give credit if I knew...) but I LOVE it! Read on... (I particularly love #10, #12, #17, #27 and #30)30 RULES FOR BEING A LESBIAN1. It is never a good idea to ask someone to marry you BEFORE the first date.2. The average time between lesbian relationships is MINUS three point seven minutes.3.

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OK, So could you just DIE from this birthday cake (above) that was waiting for me when I arrived in my office today! My co-worker made it from SCRATCH! What a doll! Woop-Woop to Katy! It is GORGEOUS!I swear I have alcohol poisoning right now... Jose Cuervo is NOT my friend. I am peeing lighter fluid!More when my head clears..Oh! And the Jodi Foster thing....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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(To the left - or above, depending on your browser - there is a pic of my girl, Lucy Van Pelt... if you, dear reader, want to know what your friendly lesbo blogger looks like, look no further. Lucy Van Pelt is it!)So, it's my birthday today. (Leo Sun, Scorpio moon, Libra Rising... for those of you who care about stuff like that... I sure do!) I Woke up at 7:30am to my cell phone ringing with

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Well... here we are... 24 hours away from the anniversary of my birth. Yee-Freakin'-Haw! Give me a shot of tequila and my pillow~! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Traditionally, I have been all about my birthday. Be it a trip out of town or throwing a big party, I have always made a fuss - or enjoyed the fuss being made over me. But this year I just don't have it to give. All those prior years I

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So, the daily "drive my life off into the ditch" thing continues... I'm a rookie at being a lesbian, (how many years till that title goes away..?) and a PRO at driving my life off into the ditch... I amaze myself sometimes.And I am also amazed how insecurity can poison every part of your day... I never really thought of myself as an insecure person, but things have been coming up lately in my

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I'm having a day... I have been having a lot of "days' lately... Days when the tears are just below your eyeballs... they aren't flowing, but they almost are... Dr. Phil often asks people "how's that workin' for ya" when people are trying to do things their way... Not so well, Dr. Phil. Not so well at all. To quote you again - I have driven my world "up into the ditch" and my way just doesn't

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...Or a one legged man in a butt kickin' contest! You choose!Trying to get on here to blog today... Don't you just love words that didn't exist a few years ago... now they are verbs!??Back soon...Oh, and if you are stuck for something to read in the mean time - read this... truly one of the funniest spoofs I have read in a long time... I WISH I WISH I WISH I had written it... the author is a

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So, I got an e-mail today from AfterEllen.com linking me to a story about the intricacies of the butch/femme dynamic and was intrigued on many levels. (link below...) There is a "thru line" reference throughout the piece to k.d. lang (Ok, YUM! Love her!) and the 1993 Vanity Fair spread (including cover) she did with Cindy Crawford... Through that cover and the article that came with it, k.d.

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So, here it is... day two of my blog... and it is HOTTER than a crotch here in Los Angeles. And it is only 10AM! I am sitting in Starbucks right now and there are 4 men at 4 separate tables wearing 4 separate yellow shirts - right in a square... huh. That is really odd. OK, sorry. That just distracted me... what are the chances, right? I wonder if any of them have noticed...Moving on...So...

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Well hell...why not? Everyone else seems to be expounding their innermost thoughts and feelings here on the internet... and I'm a techno geek... so here goes my very first entry to my innaugural blog! Welcome aboard!I'm here, I'm queer - and I have tons to say on tons of stuff. So I am putting it out there. And learning how to do this whole "blog" thing as I go along. The "template" I have

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